Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Randomize
