im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
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You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
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ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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