doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
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