I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
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My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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