i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
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he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
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Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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