i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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