Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
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