Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
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Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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