bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
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It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
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The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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