she was so not down for the gang bang
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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