He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
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