Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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