And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
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Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
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It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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