Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
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You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
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If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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