Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
