did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
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