If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
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You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
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He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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