Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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