And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
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All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
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I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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