So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
So. Much. Porn.
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