so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
