I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
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When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
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I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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