i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
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frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
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I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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