So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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