Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
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Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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