I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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