Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
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I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
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I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
My dick has a subreddit
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize