yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
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I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
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I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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