someone get that fucking seahorse.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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