Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
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how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
BRING THE BAGELS
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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