Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
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You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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