i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
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Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
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Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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