I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
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Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
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The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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