every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
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Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
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drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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