What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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