is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
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I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
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I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
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