Can Purell be used as lube?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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