Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Your dad touched me again.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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