how can u be prego again
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
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Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
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There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Dear god my vagina.
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