youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Randomize
