i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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