ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
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You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
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It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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