I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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