Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
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Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
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That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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