He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
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How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
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I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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