I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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