Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Damn victory sex feels great
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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