I'm really into asian looking animals
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
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It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
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Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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