Jerry, you need to find god
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
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The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
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Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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