He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
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shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I wear drunk well.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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