is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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