Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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