Only a mothe r could love this liver
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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