You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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