I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
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Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
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I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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