dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
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aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
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im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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