your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
